things that make me giggle (vol. 1)

***naughty words warning***
(this post contains a few expletives)

this is one hilarious twitter account - shitmydadsays is an account of Justin's 73-year-old dad's amusing comments.

Best. Grumpy. Old. Man. Ever!

Some of my favourites include:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

great stuff!
xo.